Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Every Good Blogger...



  • Is a twenty-something. Because a 32 year old is no longer relevant.
  • Has a passion for vino, but just enough to be remain classy.
  • Has a dog. Who conveniently blogs too, on occasion. 
  • Worships Chrissy Teigen and tries too hard to match her one-liner talent on Twitter.
  • Thinks all the ones who made it "big" are sell outs. It's about the writing. But would totally sell out for the right price.
  • Hasn't checked her blog stats. For the past 17 seconds. She's fasting.

  • Is either hitched to the most fantastic guy on the planet or is single and online dating doesn't give a f*ck!
  • Clearly states she isn't a fashion blogger so she's covered until she can find someone to take pictures of her OOTD.
  • Is just conceited enough to think that people will care about what she says, but not too conceited that she's unlikable. 
  • Sells ad space just to make new friends.
  • Has a strong opinion to share. But not strong enough to cost her readers.
  • Secretly wishes she thought of that link up.
  • Thinks other people's weekend updates and pregnancy posts are so lame, but will totally post them herself. "Wrap-up posts are so last year. Why does no one care what I'm craving this week??"

  • Wants you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight stay a while.
  • Really loves X brand cleaning spray. And you will too! Use code KICKBACK for 30% off!
  • Blogs about her entire life, but rarely mentions blogging in her real life.
  • Only uses 3 of the 10 beauty products she blogs about in her skincare post. And usually the cheaper versions.
  • Every few posts will mention how "only my mom reads this" to keep herself grounded.
  • Really loves every single one of you. But really only the ones who followed her on GFC. The rest of you are like free loaders.


  • Won't get mad at this post.





17 comments:

  1. LOVED this post! Amazing how much of this I don't fall under, which I have to admit, I'm happy about. I love my weekend posts and everyone else's. I don't know many people in my life that *don't* know about my blog. But, I really didn't get mad at this. It was spot on :)

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  2. Thanks for the laugh - love this!

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  3. I loved this post :D I got a good chuckle out of this!

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  4. You are so silly! I love it. ;D Looking forward to more.

    <3 Carsla
    Founder & CEO of Connect-the-Cloths
    www.connect-the-cloths.com
    http://blogspotter.co/connect-the-cloths/
    A stylist, foodie, & writer's blog in development.

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  5. Well, hooray for Female Blogger RT, because that's how I found your blog! Excellent post! I'm laughing...ohh, we bloggers are silly sometimes. But so true! P.S. Love your furry children. I have two of my own.
    www.divinemzm.com

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  6. lol so true! Blogs about her entire life, but rarely mentions blogging in her real life. < is so me! Blogging is like my Hannah Montana life :$


    http://shopaholicoverhere.blogspot.nl/

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  7. you're funny and i like ya. you pretty much nailed it…except i never ever take pictures of my outfits. i have about zero style. zero. i like beer and margaritas, not wine. and i'm losing friends with how much i talk about blogging. i need to lock it up. i can't wait to have you on my blog to share your awesomeness with my readers…which will quickly fall in love with you and become your readers too. then we'll have to fight it out for sponsors.

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  8. Wow!! This totally made my day so much better!! I agree with a few of these and it is so true that it honestly isn't funny. :)

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  9. Hehe these are my favourite types of post! I think everyone is a little bit guilty of at least one of these.

    Hannah
    x

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  10. Don't have a dog and am not mad at this post! Haha

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