Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Am I The Only One?


Am I the only one who doesn't think Bruce Jenner is trying to become a woman?

Yes, he has long hair and ear piercings. But, that hardly makes you a woman. Am I missing something?

Am I the only one who doesn't like pumpkin spice anything?

Gasp!

Am I the only one who would rather buy clothes or a night out than seasonal decorations?

I'm OK that my house doesn't scream fall. I don't want to store that shit once fall is over.



Am I the only one who looks at my MapMyRun route to see if the shape looks like something?

Am I the only one who hates the feel of grass on my bare feet?

Like, I don't walk in grass without shoes. EVER. No slip 'n slides for this girl.

Am I the only one who is overwhelmed with weddings and babies on my Facebook newsfeed? 

It's not even a jealousy thing. It's just a LOT. I really don't like kids enough to see yours eating breakfast every. single. day.

Am I the only one who had a poor football weekend?

My Bengals went from awesome to awful in a few short hours. Sigh. I guess better now than in the playoffs.

Am I the only one excited all over again about Sex and the City 3 rumors?

I don't care how poor people think these movies were. Just seeing these characters come to life again is good enough for me! (And I loved the movies.)

Am I the only one who wishes America's Next Top Model would go back to all females? 

This males/females, booch/tooch stuff is just too much. The talent level has gone down significantly. And I miss Jay, the creative director.

Am I the only one who wishes it was Friday again?





4 comments:

  1. Am I the only one that thinks you and I could be long lost sisters?! Amen to every. single. one. of these! Well, except the MapMyRun.. I don't run! Haha! {Although I'd love to know what's going on in Bruce Jenner's head these days..}

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  2. I'm with you on the pumpkin spice anything. It's gross. I don't even like pumpkin anything. HAHA.

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  3. If Bruce Jenner is just a guy wanting long hair and jewelry, good for him. If Bruce Jenner is transitioning to become a woman, good for him too. He should do whatever makes him happy.

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  4. "I really don't like kids enough to see yours eating breakfast every. single. day."

    I truly laughed out loud at this one. I feel the exact same way. Except I kinda love kids, and i just want to be like "do you really have absolutely nothing else to do with your time other than post eleventy billion pictures of your child to Facebook?"

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