Me: "How was your cookout at work?"
Tim: "My paper plates were a big hit. Everybody took one."
Text from Tim: "Just got I.D.'d for a rated R movie....again."
Text from Tim: "Full disclosure, I ate 8 cookies in one sitting last night."
Hot Mix, my fish, died today after a week.....Just got a call from Tim.
Tim: (in a slow creepy voice) This is Hot Mix calling you from my watery graveeeee.
Me: Too soon dude.
Watching the Golden Globes...
Tim: There's so many good movies that we will never see.
Me: Eh. I really just prefer the more mainstream movies.
Tim: Yea. Like Clueless. And Clueless Goes to College.
Me: I want a milkshake.
Tim: So you can bring all the boys to the yard?