Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Tim Tuesdays




Me: "How was your cookout at work?"
Tim: "My paper plates were a big hit. Everybody took one."



Text from Tim: "Just got I.D.'d for a rated R movie....again."


Text from Tim: "Full disclosure, I ate 8 cookies in one sitting last night."


Hot Mix, my fish, died today after a week.....Just got a call from Tim.
Me: Hello?
Tim: (in a slow creepy voice) This is Hot Mix calling you from my watery graveeeee.
Me: Too soon dude.


Watching the Golden Globes...
Tim: There's so many good movies that we will never see.
Me: Eh. I really just prefer the more mainstream movies.
Tim: Yea. Like Clueless. And Clueless Goes to College.

Me: I want a milkshake.
Tim: So you can bring all the boys to the yard?





4 comments:

  1. Cracking up. For real. I need to start writing down some of the shit Kyle says for a blog post!

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  2. This is hilarious. Must appreciate a guy who will chime in with "bring all the boys to the yard".

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  3. bahahah that's awesome. he's really funny!

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  4. Ha! He's hilarious! My favorite is the paper plates comment. ;)

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