Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Tim Tuesdays

Tim: "Who is driving tonight?"
Me: "We could take a cab."
Tim: "Haven't you learned anything from Sex & the City? No cabs available on New Years Eve!"

Me: "Give the pups a pet for me!"
Tim: "Pipe smells like fritos.
Me: "Why??"
Tim: "That's her natural smell."

Me: "I just walked into a tree."
Tim: "No, it grew in your way."

I asked Tim to get me sour skittles. He came out with all of this. 
Apparently they didn't have them and he wanted to make sure he was covered.


Me: "I'm weak in the morning"
Tim: "You're like little mario in the morning then you find the mushroom at lunch."

Me: "Kourtney Kardashian had her baby."
Tim: "A girl, I saw. Don't come to me with that outdated shit."

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